Here's the story... of the lovely lady: Carol Brady is, quite simply, the world's most perfect wife and mother. There isn't a dysfunctional bone in her body, whatever you may think of her bleached-blonde shag and penchant for wearing orange. When her daughter Jan ran away from home, it was Mrs. Brady to the rescue, grabbing her CB radio and shouting out a plea for Jan's safe return over the airwaves. And by gosh, it worked: Jan was picked up by a trucker with a very familiar face and dropped off at the Brady abode.
In addition to being a poster child for the cattle industry, Mrs. Brady is relentlessly cheerful, helpful, and completely adapted to her suburban environment. She shops at department stores and spends the rest of her time chauffeuring her kids around town to their various after-school activities. She also enjoys needlepoint.
The fate of her former husband and father of her three daughters remains a mystery, but it doesn't really matter, because the current Mrs. Brady is completely in love with Mr. Brady, with whom she shares an exceptionally romantic relationship.
CB handle: "Christmas Carol"
Favorite sport: potato sack racing.
