The oldest of the Brady boys, Greg digs chicks, rock and roll, and chicks, although not necessarily in that order. Very concerned with what it means to be a man, albeit a teenaged one, and he constantly reminds his younger brothers of the incredible amount of effort it takes to "impress chicks." Some of his efforts include telling a chick how groovy she is (a high compliment), and spending a lot of time in the bathroom making himself desirable.
A true romantic, Greg dreams of becoming a rock star with the stage name 'Johnny Bravo'. His songs have soulful lyrics like "Clowns never laughed before, beanstalks never grew..." ("'Til I Met You") and he actually performed that little number at his high school dance, but nobody cared. When the Brady house was in jeopardy, he went to a record company to pitch his act, but failed to get a deal. He has never heard of Pearl Jam, Nirvana or Hole, and can't understand why they don't have beanstalks in Seattle.
New best friend: Eddie the Carjacker
Favorite sport: potato sack racing.
