Alice Nelson has been the Brady's faithful housekeeper since the beginning of time, or at least since Mr. Brady's first wife passed away. It didn't even occur to her to ask for a raise when Mrs. Brady and her girls moved in and doubled her workload overnight, and in fact, it is rumored around the neighborhood that she works for free. Without Alice, the Bradys would probably eat out, instead of feasting on her killer meatloaf and desserts -- "high cal, low cal or no cal?"
Alice has been seeing Sam the Butcher for nearly twenty years, and is still waiting for him to pop the question and put a ring on her finger, instead of a bowling ball. But dating a butcher does have certain advantages: the Bradys can always count on the choicest cuts of meat, personally delivered by Sam -- at any hour of the day or night. When not in her blue work-dress and white apron, she models very interesting nighties for her butcher boyfriend.
Most notable feature: Her cheerful grin
Favorite sport: Watching potato sack races
